Oh, the places you'll go.

This is so sad. These are all the countries - outside of the US - I have visited.
I vow to change this. Mark my words, by the end of this weekend, I'll have been to every country in the world - with the exception of Canada because it's like the Delaware of foreign countries.
Impossible, you say? No. Implausible? Slightly more yes than no.

Make your own map here, but please don't go trying to send them to me afterwards with your all-red map to rub it in. You're better than that.

p.s. Thanks, Jeff, for the link.