The quotable Carson.

In honor of Carson Smith getting married to Sarah Earley this weekend, I would like to present some of my favorite Carson sayings from the time I've known him. Please, feel free to submit your own in the comments section.

The profound:
You can lead a horse to water but don't look him in the mouth; it's a gift.
Eloquence equals elephant, and I am no elephant.

The absurd:
Hey, "Vanilla Obstruction" is a cool name for a band. Admit it!
My mind and soul are sizzling with mysterious delight!
Bring on the voluptious vixens because I'm smelling spicy!

The personal:
Seels, you still wear Mossimo.

And finally, my favorite...
If this is living, I don't want to be right!