Do not want.

I saw this interesting little item on the internet today:That's right, eyeglasses piercing. They’re made by the Pierced Glasses company, if you’re looking to get a pair for yourself. I'm going to pass.

I like eyeglasses. They are the only acceptable accessory for your face in my opinion (apologies to all my lip, brow and nose pierced friends). I typically wear my contacts, but on days when I want to give my peepers a rest I pop on the specs.

Another reason I enjoy those days is I tend to get a lot of comparisons to Clark Kent. It makes me wonder why on most days I'm not mistaken for Superman, but I guess therein lies the genius of the subtle disguise.
My secret is safe for another day.